Your pet sees only the emptiness of your soul.
It may not be obvious what you're looking at here, so let me take the opportunity to answer some of your questions.
Yes, that is a $600 automatic dogfood dispenser with a built-in webcam.
Yes, it's called "iSeePet."
Yes, it has a button labeled "Cat."
Yes, that's me on the computer monitor on the left, taking this photo.
Yes, in the background, those are pictures of cheerful Japanese businesswomen watching their dogs eat.
Yes, on their cellphones.
Yes, this is exactly how it's displayed in the store.
If you have any other questions, the answer is 'yes.'
September 20, 2004 // 06:27 AM
March 23, 2004 // 01:46 PM
As is my custom, when my internet radio station plays Soul Coughing's "Screenwriter's Blues", I check Mike's website.
Posts like this remind me why there is always a movie theater in the back of my head where you can go see his name on a screen, five feet long and luminous.
Yes, the movies that play in that theater are very odd indeed.